A Vero Beach, Florida man is behind bars after hitting his girlfriend several times with a cheeseburger.

The victim told sheriff’s deputies that she was eating with boyfriend Vincent Gonzales in her car when the two began arguing.

When she threw his drink out of the car window, he retaliated by hitting her in the face with a cheeseburger.

He then pulled her from the car and struck her with the sandwich several more times.

Gonzales with charged with battery and domestic violence.

His bond has been set at $1,000. [Source]

Can I get a WTF? Now il admit im kind of a loser and have no interest in dating. I haven’t dated in a long time. That said, im pretty sure that it hasn’t been SO long since I dated that the rules changed so drastically.

Step one: Ask girlfriend out for a burger and fries.

Step two: Sit in the car while you eat, giggle, laugh..

Step three: Turn into a total jerk..

Step four: CHEESEBURGER TO THE FACE!!!